Category: Porn Gallery

Is FREE killing your business? Well, tough shit…

If something can be taken, some asshole will take it. Period. This is, however, a unique kind of problem in the digital age. The reason no one walks up to your house and steals things off your front porch in

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Good things cum to those who work their fuckin asses off

One of the problems with being a porn producer in Toronto is hiring talent. There’s no “industry” to speak of here. There are girls in Toronto who want to “try” it out, but then call you 3 weeks later saying

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Life lesson: don’t (always) be sloppy

Generally, in life, I try not to be sloppy. When i clean the bathroom, I clean the shit out of that fuckin’ bathroom. Take that statement how you like. When I wash the dishes, I WASH the fuckin’ DISHes. I

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If it turns out there IS a god, I’m pretty much screwed

The morality of porn is constantly a question. Google doesn’t permit legitimate porn companies to benefit from the same efforts any other business does. Christian groups protest pornography constantly – ironic that they’ve had to spend time watching porn to

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The difference between fair, and a thorough ass-fucking is perspective

Currently, just about every porn producer I know has come to the realization that they need to make their porn money from things other than porn. It’s actually quite astounding to say that. I remember speaking to my investor several

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The self-promotion conundrum (aka go fuck yourself)

The largest group of followers I ever lost on social media was the result of posting images of hot naked girls. I also once posted a porn link in one of the porn link sections on reddit. It was voted

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Porn is art – bet you didn’t know that

You may not have gathered that I’m a creative professional, as well as a pornographer, just from reading my blog. The FUCK-Tastic website design is likely beside the point to most people who visit. The colours are well balanced, the

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I have tendinitis: aka, appreciate the little things

I can’t walk. I have a severe case of tendinitis. FYI – tendinitis sucks fat balls, if you didn’t already know that. Walking with crutches is brutally painful at first, but worse when you can’t find a pair, and no

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Sometimes your dick wants to make you look stupid around girls.

I admit it …I’ve had 3 scenes go to shit, that had to be abandoned because my dick and I weren’t seeing eye to eye. I have absolutely no sexual disfunction, either. I think of Hazel Star‘s ass, or the

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