Damn it – I thought I was the only fat guy fucking people in Toronto…

The saddest thing about living in Toronto, Canada, is that I only have to say Rob Ford to explain why it’s embarrassing to live in Toronto, Canada, right now. Likely, for the foreseeable future, Toronto will be reduced to “that hilarious Canadian place where stupid people elected a fat crack addict, drunken embarrassment of a mayor.” Except, that isn’t the truth. I can’t tell you why fat Ford was elected to run one of Canada’s finest cities. I’m as confused about that as you are. And, to be clear, he’s not still in office because Torontonians are accepting of his conduct either. There are some nut jobs walking around the city who support him – yes, I know. That’s not the majority. He’s still in office because he just keeps showing up. He was actually ejected from office several months ago, but just went back to work anyway, and said, “Yeah, I’m just going to continue being mayor.” There’s no law on the books that can keep him from being mayor until his term is up. That’s because no one ever saw this fiasco coming. How do you prepare for an alien invasion? Same problem.

Rob Ford should have the decency to just stop showing up. I don’t get it, but there you go.

Speaking of getting fucked by a fat guy, sexy, young, exotic Nikki was welcomed to Toronto with a face full of cum. That’s just how we Canadians Roll! When you see that like button, you know what to do.

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