Monthly Archives: November 2013

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What riding public transit tells you about people

I don’t drive. Living in Toronto, I don’t know why I would. However, if there was a fully electric car, and a place to charge it for a reasonable fee, I’d consider it (that’s my green message for today). Until then, I’ll take transit. What’s interesting about transit is what you learn about people by riding it. Basically, most people are shitty.

I used to believe (and still hope it’s true) that people are generally good and decent to one another. What I’ve come to believe now, is that a small handful of people are good and decent to one another, a small handful of people are REALLY shitty to one another, and the majority of people just don’t give a shit.

There’s an idea about human behaviour that goes like this: The way you do any one thing, is the way you do absolutely everything.

Let that one sink in for a bit.

Some guy cuts you off in traffic, then looks at you in the rear view mirror – do you imagine he’s a gem in every other aspect of his life, except this one?

Someone who works for a collection agency, is very compassionate and giving in their personal life, and is only a prick at work?

The person who steps in front of you to get on the bus, steels your seat when you leaned out to look at the route map, refuses to give up their seat for an elderly person, ignores someone getting harassed by another dick on the subway – in every other aspect of their lives, they’re totally cool and giving, you know, just awesome people?

Exactly.

Examine your own behaviour in life, and see what it says about you. Make changes and be decent when you can. Honestly, being good and decent takes less effort. That’s what I learn by riding the subway. Speaking of riding and dicks …you know. Like button, etc etc.

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Damn it – I thought I was the only fat guy fucking people in Toronto…

The saddest thing about living in Toronto, Canada, is that I only have to say Rob Ford to explain why it’s embarrassing to live in Toronto, Canada, right now. Likely, for the foreseeable future, Toronto will be reduced to “that hilarious Canadian place where stupid people elected a fat crack addict, drunken embarrassment of a mayor.” Except, that isn’t the truth. I can’t tell you why fat Ford was elected to run one of Canada’s finest cities. I’m as confused about that as you are. And, to be clear, he’s not still in office because Torontonians are accepting of his conduct either. There are some nut jobs walking around the city who support him – yes, I know. That’s not the majority. He’s still in office because he just keeps showing up. He was actually ejected from office several months ago, but just went back to work anyway, and said, “Yeah, I’m just going to continue being mayor.” There’s no law on the books that can keep him from being mayor until his term is up. That’s because no one ever saw this fiasco coming. How do you prepare for an alien invasion? Same problem.

Rob Ford should have the decency to just stop showing up. I don’t get it, but there you go.

Speaking of getting fucked by a fat guy, sexy, young, exotic Nikki was welcomed to Toronto with a face full of cum. That’s just how we Canadians Roll! When you see that like button, you know what to do.

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Okay, so I didn’t blog for 3 months…

I got busy with freelance work and didn’t blog for a while. The industry isn’t kind to any producers under 10,000 videos, only top porn stars and world-wide recognition. The rest of us can’t make it work. Just remember – stolen content posted to illegal tube sites has robbed you of 1000s of potential scenes, cute babes and cum-soaked faces you COULD have enjoyed, but never will. Because they were never shot. If you’ve seen so much free porn, you don’t give a shit …that’s fair. If someone shows up with a free lunch, I can’t blame a hungry person for eating.

So, the point is, virtually ALL porn producers who aren’t Manwin, have to do things other than shooting. Shame. That said, here are some girls Manwin can’t hire. At least there’s that.